Showing posts with label shark-mounted lasers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label shark-mounted lasers. Show all posts

Monday, 29 July 2013

A Makie Owner's Guide Part 1


How to tell if your Makies are plotting something:

1) Look for signs of collusion.
Generally there is much giggling, then a thoughtful 'hmmm' before some scampering is heard. 

2) Keep a regular watch on your google search history.
Yes. Well. I don't think I've been searching for shark-mounted lasers, impenetrable fortresses or giant squid toys. 
3) Lock up your credit cards.