Showing posts with label SCIENCE. Show all posts
Showing posts with label SCIENCE. Show all posts

Sunday, 31 March 2013

A Cautionary Tale

"Plink, you have to see this. I've found the most amazing thing!" Melchett appeared in the doorway, hopping from foot to foot with excitement.

Plink sighed and folded up her Sunday newspaper. "If it's a new shade of green goo, I'm really not impressed," she said, reluctant to move herself off of the very comfortable beanbag.
"No! No. Well... no, actually..." Melchie paused to ponder. "Okay. Nothing green. Nope. Come on, it's brilliant! You like coffee, don't you? Well, there's coffee!"
Raising her eyebrows skeptically but curious nonetheless, Plink followed Melchett into the lab.

In the middle of the room, an iron-bound chest sat on a podium. Plink eyed it suspiciously.
"Didn't those Playmobil hazmat guys have that in their boat last week? From the chemical spill that the Giant Squid caused in sector 17g?" She backed off a little, you never could be sure what was going on when the Giant Squid was involved..
Melchett tried and failed to look innocent.
Plink folded her arms, giving Melchie her 'this'll end like the time you wanted to keep the swamp monster' look.
"But it does amazing things," Melchett whined. "Caffineated things!"
There was the pursing of the lips and the tapping of the feets in response.
Melchie glared. "Fine. Let me demonstrate! You'll be amazed!"
"I'm sure I will," thought Plink. "But I really don't think I'm going to like it."

With an air of extreme importance, Melchett leant forwards and tapped a complicated tattoo on the closed lid of the chest.
"Are you ready?" she asked, reaching around for the lid. "As if by magic, I have made... COFFEE!" The lid of the chest was flung back dramatically, and there was a... cheeping.

"Hah. Right. Funny sort of coffee."
Plink reached out and gently took one of the chicks, examining it carefully.
Melchie shoo'd out the other chick onto the floor. "I swear it made coffee earlier. Really, really good coffee."

Plink peered into the box, noting the absence of anything except chicken droppings. "Hmm."
"I must have tapped it the wrong way," said Melchett, closing the lid again. Eyes closed in concentration, she carefully knocked another rhythm out on the top of the box.
"BEHOLD! COFFEE!" Melchett cried, wrenching open the lid to reveal...

"Ah, splendid. More chickens." Plink nudged the chick pecking around the ground gently with the side of her foot. "But I note a lack of latte. Melchie, it really would be easier just to put the kettle on."
"Oh... hang on... blast it, must've got stuck on chickens... Plink, take those out and close the lid. You know, it made coffee earlier..." Melchie muttered grumpily to herself before slamming down the lid and rapping randomly on the box.

Half an hour later, Melchett peered at the box's latest creation.


"You know," she said, "I'm starting to think that the knocking isn't the thing that controls the contents. Perhaps it's something like the ambient temperature... or the phase of the moon?"
Plink sighed and rolled her eyes.


"Or maybe," said Plink over the chorus of cheeping, "it's something to do with the time of the year?"
"Er... what?" asked Melchett


"Happy Easter, Melchett," said Plink. "Let's hope this lot lay chocolate eggs."




Sunday, 10 March 2013

Science: It's Serious Business

Just a few from the blooper reel from our dyeing adventures...

Scientists, Assemble!

Millie is a Pretty Scientist.

This Heron distracted Fil by catching a frog at a crucial moment.

Ted is a stickler for PPE. 

Apparently, these are traditional scientist fodder.
We thought they tasted a bit like mouthwash.

No, Ted...

Fluffy, Lab Supervisor

Chai Tea Latte; just what Millie ordered!

Fil, hard at work. 

Scrutinising the colour. 

Poser. 

Friday, 8 March 2013

More science!


Full-Body Dyeing of Makie Subjects: Lab Experience
North England and Wales Technology (NEWT) Collaboration Team

Professor Plink, Dr Melchett, Dr Duckie: Welsh Institute of Makie Technology, South Wales, UK
Dr Millie, Mr Ted, Dr Fil: High Energy Makie Magic Working Group, Stockport, UK

Abstract
Makie Subject C was subjected to a timed dyeing process utilising a novel process and specialist nylon dyes with the aim of producing a uniformly coloured Makie of a deep brown hue. 
This first paper from the NEWT collaboration details dyeing method, suggested timings, equipment and  finishing techniques.

Introduction
The quest to colour Makies is well documented in the Makie Forums. Traditional techniques used so far have included the use of organic dyes, such as tea, coffee and beetroot, and the more common synthetic dyes designed for textile use, such as Rit and Dylon. The advent of MakieLab's own coloured Makies (available in a range of hues from Strawberry Milk to the quite frankly terrifying Pistachio) has produced a drive to achieve reproducible results with minimal effort and ease of use. 

The North England group's discovery of a product specifically designed for use with nylon led to some promising preliminary work on spare Makie Bits; it was decided that the first dunk of a real Makie would be a collaborative effort between the HEMM working group and the WIMT, thus creating the NEWT collaboration team. 

Method
Subject C (MakieLab, UK) was initially dismantled by the team, then agitated in a warm bubbly bath to remove fingerprint oil residue and to provide the subject with a relaxing experience prior to being boiled. 
The NEWT team and Subject C

Subject C dismantled. 

Nice warm bubbly bath!
Jaquard iDye Poly (Jacquard, USA) was prepared according to the manufacturer's instructions in a stainless steel saucepan.
Hubble Bubble
 Subject C was added to the dye bath in batches of a few pieces. The pieces were constantly agitated during their exposure time. Although a variety of total times were used, all pieces were removed for inspection at 1 minute 30 seconds. If pieces were deemed too pale, they were re-inserted into the dye and inspected every 30 seconds until colour was satisfactory. Heating via the gas ring was manipulated with the aim of keeping a constant temperature of around 60-80 degrees. 

The cage was used to keep small pieces together. 


Inspecting the head

Finished bits
Pieces were dried using an domestic hairdryer to facilitate impatient scientists who couldn't wait for inspection and reassembly.


Dr Ted getting a little over-excited with the hairdryer. 


Results


Subject C, post dye bath.
Lovely, isn't she? 
Discussion
The NEWT collaboration have demonstrated that home dyeing of Makies on a small scale using the iDye Poly can produce an even coverage of deep colour. 

That said, there are a few cautions which must be observed: 
  1. Makie pieces float. Constant agitation is required. 
  2. It is easy to 'lose' bits in the dye. The use of the cage in this experiment allowed for batch dyeing of small parts with no risk of needing to go fishing for them. It is hypothesised that an old net bag, such as that provided with washing powder tablets, would fulfil a similar role. 
  3. Much of Subject C was printed using the older MakieLab specifications which have, we think, changed recently to a thinner print layer. Her legs were printed using the new method and took 60 seconds longer. We therefore would recommend inspection at 1 minute 30 seconds and then every 30 additional seconds until depth of colour is uniform across all bits. 
  4. It is essential to keep the dye at a constant temperature. Ours cooled too much at one point and unsightly specks formed. Re-heating the dye got rid of the specks. 

Regardless of the above, we feel that the results are completely stunning and can't wait to begin work on a purple elf Makie. Or a grey zombie Makie. Or a blue Avatar Makie. Or... or... or... 

Dr Ted believes in safety first.

Sunday, 17 February 2013

The MORA experiment



Heat-Resistant Properties of Makie Parts and Joints
Professor Plink*, Dr Melchett, Dr Duckie
Welsh Institute for Makie Sciences, South Wales, UK

*corresponding author, tweet @ProfPlink

Abstract
It has been hypothesised that the exposure of Makie parts to heat could lead to catastrophic shrinkage and subsequent joint malfunction. In this paper, we demonstrate that not only do individual parts have excellent heat-resistant properties when subjected to temperatures up to 100 degrees centigrade for extended periods of time, but also that jointed extremities retain function and structural integrity following such treatment. 

Introduction
There has been extensive speculation during the quest for colourification of Makie skin as to whether the Makie components are adversely affected by the process of dye application, particularly as it relates to temperature. Widespread speculation amongst the community has held that there is a risk of 'shrinkage' of pieces in proportion to one another, thus leading to joint laxity and loss of stability in the Makie. 

Melchie
Dr Melchett demonstrating Makie Flexibility and Stability.
In this paper, we set out to demonstrate once and for all whether application of heat via an aqueous medium led to any evidence of joint or part a) destruction b) shrinkage. We use a variety of Makie parts in this process, including the unique MORA part: Melchie's Old Right Arm. 

We have elected to take a 'destruction testing' route, subjecting the Makie components to temperatures far in excess of those used in the dyeing experiments performed thus far, for a time period beyond those which have been used. Essentially, we wanted to see what these pieces could take. 

About the MORA
Melchie's Old Right Arm was subject to a minor manufacturing flaw, and has a defect in the lip of the shoulder joint. It was kindly replaced by MakieLab approximately two months after Melchett was printed and has been kept out of light, excessive heat and dust since. The MORA provides an advantage over the standard 'Bag Of Bits' used in Makie experimentation as it has both joint components in their fixed state, thus offering change to study articulation, posing and attachment to the standard Makie Model. 

Method
Makie bits (MakieLab UK) were selected from a standard 'Bag of Bits'. Four calves, four forearms, two back plates and the MORA were selected for use in the study. The back plates were excluded from final analysis as they had already taken a trip through a domestic dishwasher. 

Experimenting with Makiebits
Dr Melchie demonstrating the MORA
A stainless steel saucepan (Homebase, UK) was selected and filled with cold tap water, which was measured at a temperature of 17 degrees centigrade. Makie parts including the MORA were added, a lid placed on and the water brought to the boil, attaining a temperature of 99 degrees centigrade by the Welsh Institute's entirely faulty and inaccurate meat thermometer. 

Experimenting with Makiebits
Hubble Bubble
Once a rolling boil was established, a timer was set for 30, 60, 90 and 120 minutes. At each of these time points, one forearm and one calf piece were removed. Back plates were removed at 60 and 120 minutes. The MORA remained in the boiling water for the entire 120 minutes. As pieces were removed, they were labelled with their batch number and total time of immersion (in minutes).

Experimenting with Makiebits
Marking the bits. Backplates were excluded from analysis.
After removal, the pieces were allowed to drain on kitchen towel and completely cool to room temperature before any manipulation or assessment was tested. 

Experimenting with Makiebits
Macrocomparison.
Assessment was carried out subjectively by a trained Makie Observer (Dr Duckie) and objectively using weight and balance testing. 
Experimenting with Makiebits
Back to the lab for closer assessment. 

Results
Macroscopic appearance of the finished pieces can be seen below. There was no variation in size between batch 1 (30 minute time point) and batch 4 parts (120 minute time ponit). There was no variation in size between parts from batch 4 and an un-boiled Makie calf/forearm belonging to Prof Plink. 


Experimenting with Makiebits
Calf bits. Note: there is no colour difference between the batches to the naked eye.
From L to R: 30, 60, 90 and 120 minutes.

Experimenting with Makiebits
Forearm bits. Again, no colour difference to the naked eye.
From L to R: 30, 60, 90 and 120 minutes.

Pieces from batches 1 and 4 (30 and 120 minute time points) were selected for application of Melchie's Left Hand or Plink's Left Foot, depending on whether they were a calf or forearm piece. Fit and flexibility were compared to the originating Makie. In each case, there was found to be no laxity of the joint nor any increase to a level of unwanted flexibility. There was no significant difference between the 30 minute and 120 minute time point in perceived level of attachment or laxity. Fit remained excellent throughout. 

The MORA was separately assessed for fit, flexibility and strength by Dr Melchett. 

There was found to be tight fit at the shoulder and at the wrist as in the existing Makie arm. Elbow flexibility was preserved, with comparable range of movement to the existing Makie arm. There was no increased laxity of the elbow joint evident. The elbow joint was able to take and hold a variety of flexion and extension positions (including hyperextension), with comparable stability to the existing Makie arm. There was minimal laxity of the forearm on the arm at the elbow, with a 'sideways' movement of the arm comparable to (but not in excess of) the existing Makie arm. Range of movement at the shoulder and wrist was identical to the existing Makie arm, with the proviso that the original flaw in the MORA component meant it fell off at extremes of internal rotation... which is why it was replaced in the first place. 


Experimenting with Makiebits
Shoulder fit, grip hand attaches nicely. 

Experimenting with Makiebits
Assessing movement at the shoulder.
The MORA was also assessed in its ability to support weights. Results demonstrated comparable strength to the existing Makie arm of our test subject at the AAA and AA battery level. 

Experimenting with Makiebits
No sagging here. Keep it up, Dr Melchie! 

Conclusions
Our experiments have demonstrated that at a temperature in excess of that thought to be tolerated by Makie components, for a length of time that some would call 'excessive', we cannot confidently demonstrate any loss of function in or degredation of Makie parts. There is no evidence of shrinkage; parts boiled for up to two hours still integrate perfectly with a non-boiled Makie with good holding of shape, structure and flexibility. This provides excellent evidence that a Makie could come through a domestic dyeing process at a lower heat for a lesser time unscathed. 

Similarly, our experiments with the MORA have provided evidence that there is no immediate damage caused to the 'non-detachable' elbow joint by exposure to temperature and heat for far in excess of those used in the dyeing process. It is probable that our findings can be extended to the other 'non-detachable' joint, the knee, although further experimentation on this precise point would be desirable. 

It must be mentioned, however, that these experiments do not account for potential hastening of loss of function over time. Future experiments involving the MORA component will allow for assessment of this, and will be reported at a later date. 

Although our experiments have obvious limitations, we feel we can confidently predict that there will be limited damage to Makies from subjecting them to dye processes, although such procedures are obviously taken at the Makie Wrangler's risk.

Experimenting with Makiebits
Shrinkage? What shrinkage!

TL;DR: I boiled bits for 2 hours. The arm still worked fine and fitted perfectly onto Melchie. There was no shrinkage evident and the joints at shoulder, elbow and wrist remained tight and able to hold a pose against resistance). I don't know if the boiling will lead to longer term problems; have to have a look at that in 6 months time, but I'm leaving the boiled arm on Melchie for a bit to see what happens. 

I don't think there's going to be a problem with home-dyeing Makies, especially as you'll be using lower temps and shorter times. 



Saturday, 10 November 2012

I'm going to have the RSPCB* after me.

This morning's lie-in was once again rudely interrupted. Not as you might think by a cat throwing up under the bed (that woke me 15 minutes prior to my alarum going off yesterday), but first by a rather hopeful boiling of the kettle, then by a considerable amount of clanking and some screaming. 

Cats wail. They do not scream. 

Sighing mightily, I decided that further sleep was not going to happen, so proceeded into the kitchen for coffee. Little did I know what was in progress on Twitter... 




Yes. They'd suspended the poor thing from the kitchen cupboard by her pull ring. By the time I got down there the Makies had scampered and she'd managed to get herself vertical, but was dangling precipitously over a bowl of rather hot water. Apparently, they'd promised her a hairwash. 



The poor girl was rescued and given some hot sweet tea. 

Plink and Melchett are now banned from leaving the study without my express permission. The Blythes are re-grouping on the windowsill and plotting their revenge. 


Oh, for a quiet life? 

*That would be the Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Blythes

Thursday, 1 November 2012

Science is COOL

A brief glimpse into REALJOB; today I'm working on a presentation that I'll be giving on a teaching course for advanced nursing practice about blood tests and result interpretation. Thought you might like to see one of my absolute favourite you tube videos ever!

In this clip, a white blood cell is moving along the chemical signal path that's left by a bacterium (small black figure 8 shaped blob that's running away), moving between red blood cells (the big round blobs that look a little bit spiky). When it catches up, it basically stretches out a couple of arms, wraps them around the bacterium and engulfs it. The cell will then unleash chemical warfare on the engulfed bacterium, dissolving it.

Science is awesome.



Saturday, 13 October 2012

GIANT EYEBALL?

Picture of giant eyeball that washed up on Florida beach
Here's looking at you, Kid.
Photo by Carli Segelson via National Geographic

Despite Twitter-Based Accusations, the girls swear this is nothing to do with them. I'm not entirely sure I believe them, but what can you do?
You can read the whole story here.

Friday, 31 August 2012

Meet Melchett

After a lot of banging and swearing, I finally decided that it was time to let Melchett out of her cardboard tube and introduce her to Plink.
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This is not a good photo of her! She is far less goofy. 
Apparently last night went rather well (at least evidence on twitter would suggest so), and work in the lab has gotten started rather late today.
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Interestingly, "Lover" is the tiny village where I grew up. The place name signs keep getting nicked.
Irritatingly, it looks like they've found where I keep my credit card.
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Gragh!